Mom4Truth

“On this week’s edition of “The Hal Lindsey Report,” I’ll discuss Joe the Plumber’s impromptu encounter with Barack the Candidate. Actually, it was a friendly, relaxed 5 minute discussion between a citizen and the man who wants to be his president. But if you listen to the mainstream media, you’d think Joe the Plumber lied his way into a private meeting, accosted Senator Obama, then held him in a half-nelson while shouting profane obscenities. News organizations sent teams of investigators and reporters to expose this dangerous impostor who had the temerity to challenge Obama’s economic proposals while standing in front of his own house. What nerve! What a threat to the future of the American liberal utopia! Apparently editors across the country were bellowing: “This man must be stopped!”

It’s too bad the ‘unbiased’ mainstream media hasn’t put a tenth as much effort into exposing Tony Rezko and William Ayers as they have expended on Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher. I have an idea! Let’s float a rumor that Osama bin-Laden is a closet conservative and is about to release a new video criticizing the Socialist leanings of certain American political personalities. The press will have him exposed and cornered in 24 hours!

For some reason, the American Left believes that everything in Europe (especially France) is better than what we have right here in the U.S.A. Of course, very few of them are actually moving there permanently, but maybe they should think twice. (By the way, it just dawned on me that Barbra Streisand and Alec Baldwin didn’t make good on their threats to leave the country if Bush was re-elected. You can’t trust anyone nowadays!)” -Hal Lindsey